Whaaattt?

Oh my god a travesty has occurred…something that no sane person would ever agree with; Cheese and Onion crisps are the nation’s favourite… Noooooooo! What about the marvellous Salt and Vinegar, they came a measly third – BEHIND Ready Salted; the dullest crisp known to man unless you dip it into Hummus.

Salt and Vinegar is the gun toting, mouth watering, eye grimacing, tastiest crisp ever. Upon opening a bag of S&V crisps your nostrils communicate immediately with your taste buds, alerting them to the taste explosion that is about to hit them; 'prepare yourself little buddies here come the Salt and Vinegars, and while you’re at it tell Mr Stomach to batten down the hatches, a whole load of flavour is coming it’s way – crank up the alkali'... That is what S&V do to at least 2 of your senses.
The winner for numerous years, Ready Salted, are a paltry comparison and Cheese and Onion, although tasty, don’t command your taste buds like a Sergeant Major on patrol and at times, lets be honest, smell of feet; who wants to eat feet?

My case for Salt and Vinegar must come to a close and I will end by saying; what is wrong with our nation? We’ve turned into a bunch of feet eating pansies!

Enjoy your weekend and spare a thought for that lonely packet of Salt and Vinegar crisps sitting on your local's shelf when you sip your pint - they'll wake you up before you go go!

Posh